That’s right ladies and gentlemen, today the Xbox turns 10. 10 years since Microsoft released the giant black box with even bigger controllers designed for a giant.
Now I’ve never owned an Xbox, why? They simply never had any games on it that I wanted, well, except for Star Wars: Knights of the Republic, but luckily I had a friend loan me one so I could play it.
So happy birthday Xbox, thanks for creating a generation of racial slurring abusive gamers who aren’t quite sure on what they’re actually saying whenever they die in an online match of any game.
Oh, and thanks for those games that were actually good.