I was reading a newspaper the other day. That’s right, an actual document printed on piece of paper with news on it. Crazy times. Anyhoo, the article I was reading was about how since the advent of the iPod, the number of pedestrians being hit by cars has doubled.

Call me mean, but I find this hilarious. Is it really so important to change the volume, song, or at a riveting point in the show they’re watching that they can’t keep an eye out for cars while crossing a road? Oh well, at least Boo’s only problem is having to replace the iPod each time he does it.