The Villainous Speech

Written by The Panda

Originally posted 15th September, 2015

So, we finally got around to watching the new Fantastic Four.

Oh boy.

Now to clarify, I know when a movie is going to be bad before I see it, or more so, I know I won’t like it before I see it due to watching trailers, people and studios involved etc.

If you haven’t seen it, you’re not missing anything. It’s not that the acting is bad, it’s more that nothing happens for an hour and a half. It really feels like an hour worth of movie cut out of this.

But it got us thinking about bad lines in a lot of super hero movies. While we love most of what the MCU is doing, sometimes we still see and hear certain things that are laughably bad, but at least it’s entertaining. Sadly, Fantastic Four couldn’t even entertain us with it’s boredom.

It’s why we’re looking forward to Batman VS Superman, with terrible lines like “Do you bleed? You will.” it’s going to be hilariously bad. But in the fun way.